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答： man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God,

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答： The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the d

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答：某中国人,略懂英语。一天,他在公交车上不小心踩到了一老外的脚,于是很抱歉的说:"I'm sorry."老外也挺客气,说:"I'm sorry, too"中国人:"I'm sorry three

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答： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The n

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答：”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” 英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一

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答： ① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. ② One should love animals. They are so tasty.   每个人都应该热爱动

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答： 1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就

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答： Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladi

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答：英语幽默笑话如下: 1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trus

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答： The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he